200% Guarantee*

Just because it’s
Pterodactyl Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Pterodactyl Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Fundraisers

Tired of selling candy bars and popcorn for your organization’s fundraising efforts?

Dump the boring and predicable products!

Sell Pterodactyl Away!™™ products for your next school, church, ballet group, Pterodactyl hunting crew, orchestra, band booster, or sports team fundraiser.

Our unique and humorous products will have your fans and supports gladly spending money with you, rather than hiding in the woods with Pterodactyl to avoid making eye contact with you.

Contact us to get the process started!

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