To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.
They’re everywhere! They’re everywhere! Stock up on Pterodactyl Away!™ brand Pterodactyl Repellent
While we concede that this is a large rodent, it is not large enough to qualify a an Pterodactyl (Rodent of Unusual Size). Please do not purchase our ROUS Repellent to deal with this visitor. Source: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/giant-rat-spotted-climbing-tree-28902291
Our Guarantee: If a Pterodactyl bothers you or your belongings after properly applying Pterodactyl Away!™ we'll send you two cans of our latest formulation.
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Pterodactyl Away!™ is
Specifically formulated to not disturb the
Endangered
Pacific Northwest
Tree Octopus!
The best thing about Pterodactyl Away!™ is their awesome merchandise! I bought a hoodie early on, and it’s the best cold-blockin’, squatch-stoppin’ garment on the market.
Thank you Pterodactyl Away!™, for putting my cryptozoological fears to rest.
W. Forsyth
Randolph, Ohio
We were thinking about why the creature had suddenly ran away, we realized that I had been wearing my Pterodactyl Away!™ hat. It had saved us all from a terrible fate and we have Pterodactyl Away!™ to thank!
B. Hoff
Charlotte, North Carolina
Pterodactyl Away!™ has changed my life! I haven’t seen him once since I started using this product. All it takes is one spray! It’s like magic!
T. Bush
Alliance, Ohio
"Since I started using Pterodactyl Away!™ Pterodactyl Repellent, I have not seen a Bigfoot."
J. Shellhorn
Ravenna, Ohio
