200% Guarantee*

Just because it’s
Pterodactyl Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Pterodactyl Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

FAQs

Is this for real?

Absolutely! Just place an order and you’ll be a proud owner of a can of our latest formulation of Pterodactyl Away!™ brand 200% guaranteed Pterodactyl Repellent.

Does it work?

Absolutely! We’ve been perfecting our formulation for 400 years. We’ve yet to have anybody collect on our guarantee. We stand behind our products. Accept no substitutions from our inferior competitors.

Do you have a Pterodactyl attractant?

We’re 100% committed to our core focus of repelling Pterodactyl’s. Attracting Pterodactyl is a completely different skill set. That’s like asking a firefighter if he’ll set a fire for you. Same topic, different application.

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