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Just because it’s
Pterodactyl Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Pterodactyl Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Introducing

the

The Very Best

PTERODACTYL REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Pterodactyls

Repels Pterodactyls that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of fire swamps™

Celebrating our

400th year

as the

The Very Best

Pterodactyl REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Pterodactyl, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness

After overwhelming demand, Squatch Away!® is proud to unveil “Pterodactyl Away™“, as the most dependable and first on the market Rodent of Unusual Size repellent on this continent.

We’ve all experienced the frustration of having our belongs and our persons damaged and traumatized by the undesired activities of Pterodactyl’s. No more do we have to live in fear of our belongs, our pets, or our families being terrorized by Pterodactyls.

You can depend on Pterodactyl Away!™ brand Pterodactyl repellent to defend your home and hearth from these interlopers.

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